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Collect the shiny golden carrots hidden throughout the canyon. They'll boost Bert's score and unlock cool customizations for his toots and farts! With careful planning and a bit of gastrointestinal gusto, Bert can conquer the cactus canyon and prove that even nerds can be heroic (and hilarious!) So, unleash the inner windbag and let's help Bert toot his way to victory! Remember, kids, this is a fantastical adventure, and bodily functions are used in a whimsical, non-offensive way. Let's keep the real world safe and respectful, and focus on having fun with Bert's silly superpowers!
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