Royal Beast Show

Game description:

Forget stale sonnets and predictable jigs. In this animal-tastic extravaganza, your antics paint the Tower with laughter and gasps. Weave through tourists like an eel through seaweed, stage a mock joust with a broom handle, or lead a feathered chorus of pigeons in a sky-high ballet. Remember, in this spectacle, every move's a masterpiece, every quirk a brushstroke on the canvas of chaos. So, step into the cobblestone spotlight, fellow animal-tainers! The Tower of London awaits, its stones hungry for your antics, its ravens eager for your serenade. Forget history books and gilded cages, this is your chance to rewrite the Tower's story, one feather-ruffling, tail-wagging, stone-hauling performance at a time. Go forth, furry (or feathered) maestros, and paint the Tower with the vibrant hues of animal-powered pandemonium! Remember, in this arena, you're not just performers, you're pioneers, redefining entertainment one claw, beak, and tail-spin at a time!

Game controls:

Instructions are in the gameplay.