Game description:

Ditch the self-help manuals and mindfulness apps, sunshine! This ain't no slow climb to enlightenment, it's a greased-lightning descent into douchebaggery, a symphony of smugness sung in the key of popped collars and designer cologne. Grab your ego, inflate it like an overenthusiastic pool float, and strap in for a wild ride where being the biggest jerk is the ultimate trophy. Forget pre-scripted paths and boring moral choices. Every decision here is a chance to crank up the douche dial, a brushstroke on the canvas of your glorious egomania. Skip the gym for the tanning salon, trade in your handshake for a fist bump, and drop more names than a celebrity gossip blogger with a caffeine IV drip. Remember, audacity is your signature smirk, sarcasm your secret weapon, and every burned bridge a monument to your self-centered swagger. But hold on, aspiring ahole! This ain't just mindless bro-ing out. This is a strategic descent into douchebaggery, a ballet of passive-aggressive comments and thinly veiled insults. Master the art of the backhanded compliment, weaponize your charm like a pheromone-laced grenade, and remember, every eye roll you induce is a triumphant chorus in the opera of your douchebag symphony. Beware, though, egomaniacs! The world ain't your oyster, it's your personal clam farm, ready to pinch your fingers at every turn. Watch out for karma bites disguised as spilled lattes and flat tires, listen for the subtle whispers of disdain behind your perfectly quaffed hair, and be ready to pivot like a politician caught in a scandal. Use your wit like a cunning con artist, your adaptability like a shape-shifting douchebag, and remember, every dodged disaster is a smug smirk in the rearview mirror, a reminder that even jerkdom requires agility. But the path to douchebag perfection holds hidden shortcuts, oh no! Unlock bonus levels of douchebaggery by mastering the art of the humble brag, weaponizing your wealth like a social WMD, and even building a douchebag empire of sycophants and hangers-on. Remember, creativity is your platinum credit card, ambition your personal paparazzi swarm, and every unlocked level a victory lap in the limousine of your douchebag dreams. So, polish your loafers, inflate your ego, and strut into the arena, sunshine! The world awaits your glorious douchebaggery, your smug smirks, and your perfectly popped collars. Paint the town crimson with your arrogance, become a hurricane in the social scene, a black hole of self-absorption, and write your name in the sticky floors of nightclubs as the douchebag who defied decency and lived to tell the tale, one popped collar at a time! Just remember, the envious glares afterwards are the sweetest reward of all!

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This game is played with mouse only.
The Douchebag Life
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